The Legend of Adventure

Tinker
Tinker
Click
Snap...
Tinker
Tinker
Shuffle
Tinker
Crack
Thud
Tick tick tick, etc...
Oh no!
BOOM!!!
...Ouch.
Tinker
Tinker
Clang
Ting ting ting
Wipe
Polish

A~nd it's up!

Enjoy!

Okay, what's happening here is that the Ice King, being a good guy at heart, is trying to protect Zelda from Ganondorf (who's intentions he could see with his wizard eyes of course).
Unlike all the princesses of Ooo (who are apparently adults with no sense of boundaries), Ice King doesn't perv on minors and wouldn't kidnap such a young princess, but Finn and Link don't know what Ice King knows...
But why does he have PB, then?

Easy.

He's kidnapping her

(A special petition to the Zelda fans: I know that there is a lot in this picture that wouldn't make sense in the Zelda timeline thingy, but I tried to keep things consistent [that's why I didn't draw Ganondorf, and Ganon, and Aghanim...or Zant because he might possibly be an alterego too], so please go easy on me
I sort of candy shopped for the Zelda characters.)

Seriously though, they could make such a cool Zelda-esque game of Adventure Time....
Someday...........................................................

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake belongs to Pendleton Ward, Frederator Studios, and Cartoon Network.
The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo.
I feel that I should also accredit the character design I used for Skull Kid to Akira Himekawa, because that's the one I used.

Should I have included a list of the character names?

Also, no, those are not parasprites.